Dear Mr. Robert Downey Jr.
Zach’s pants are NOT food
Susan’s nose is NOT food
That orange cement is NOT food
and neither is that Hasty Pudding award:
Or that car door:
Or that weird-looking plush toy:
Or that envelope:
And before you get any ideas, Scarlett Johansson is NOT food either:
And neither is this woman:
And Gwyneth’s costume:
In his defense, he was hungry…
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
Wait, lemme get my glasses, can’t read that shit
I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day
#basically every fangirl ever
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
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I’m excited to announce the premiere of Elaine and my newest and most tasteless web series, “Precious Plum.” We hope you enjoy it, cringe at it and allow us to do many, many more.
I haven’t worked with Josh and Elaine so closely together since the Dutch West days. There is nothing - NOTHING - more fun than making videos with your best friends.
I love these three very funny people and they made a very funny web series.
fantastic-tardis:
Ok , so I made this in my English class out of boredom, there was no one it had not started yet ! So we had a substitute that day, a really cute guy, and he walks in, stare at the class then at the board, then at the class again, he seemed amazed and goes :
“Who wrote ”Fuck You” in circular gallifreyan , I don’t know if I should kiss you or send you to detention ”
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